Straight Plan for the Gay Man is an American television program that aired on cable network Comedy Central. It is a spoof of Bravo's hit Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Four straight comedians (the "Flab Four") - Curtis Gwinn (environment guy), Billy Merritt (appearance guy), Kyle Grooms (information guy) and Rob Riggle (culture guy) - makeover a gay man to pass as straight. It first aired February 23, 2004.
The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. Episodes involved making over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker, a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave "babe-magnet".
The show only ran for three episodes.